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Parents go out. →
theannoyingskwid:
My first thought:
Eat everything in sight:
Turn the music up:
Dance like you never would in the presence of other humans:
Just generally go crazy:
Parents come home and ask how your day was:
“It was fine”
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Cause I’m always like “Bitch I think you meant I get seconds.”
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So somebody thinks my Mum and Dad separated.
fjerkfhrkthrek NO. NO.
NO
NO
NO
My dad is not a figment of my imagination, just because you have never seen him it doesn’t mean he does not exist.Nor have my parents separated. He happens to work in another city, this does not mean they have separated/divorced or whatever creative story you chose to discuss.
Really BITCH? REEEAALLY?
God, what’s next? My brother’s...
